Q: What the hell is the point of this site?
A: I get this one the most. And I don’t have an answer. Right now it’s mostly a place for me to unapologetically make fun of shit and be an asshole. Or pimp words of people much smarter than me, and in turn, you as well. Oh, and a gallery for my art.

Q: How come your gallery doesn’t really work/isn’t ever updated?
A: The second most asked question, and the most frequently asked of late. Basically, I’m lazy. So lazy I often wish I could dictate posts to my computer, instead of the hard work involved in ya know, typing. Or even better, have wires going into my brain, like that episode of TNG where Barclay is all talking through the computers in the holodeck. I wish that for alot of reasons actually. But yeah, I suck for the gallery thing, and will get around to fixing it sooner or later. Most of the stuff on there now is kinda old and not very good anyways, so thanks for asking I suppose.

Q: You have my site linked, but I’m listed as a hoe. Do I even know you??
A: No, you probably don’t. Which is why you are a hoe, and TA DAAA not a pimp! The rough story on that is, the link categories used to be "people I know" and "places I go". Then it changed to "friends" and "foes". It will probably change again someday too. I only link sites I frequent, so consider it a compliment to be an enemy of my state, or one of my hoes. Or whatever. Or not. I need to update some of those links anyways, again with the laziness.

Q: How come you don’t do reviews on a regular basis? It’s really the only reason I come to this stupid site.
A: Send me some free comics, and I will review em. Actually, that isn’t true, I just got a buncha free comics recently, and haven’t reviewed one of em yet. No, since I either pay or download all the comics I get, generally I don’t have the time or money to do it on any sorta set schedule anymore. Or, I get comics and they all suck so bad I can’t even work up the energy to call them shit in new and funny ways, which has happened alot lately. Besides, there are way better review sites out there than this one, yer kinda sad if you actually come here to read those aren’t ya?

Q: Hey elitist, how can you hate superhero comics if you talk about them so much?
A: Well clearly I don’t hate all of them, just usually the ones I happen to read… rimshot? No, I love superhero comics, I just don’t personally like to draw them so much, and I tend to be inspired by comics and art of a different nature. That’s not to say I don’t love a buncha peoples work who do do spandex, I am kind of a hypocrit on this one, I admit it. BUT, I also think a lot of mainstream comic creators are lazy and out of ideas and get settled in to using a few tricks and sleight of hand to act like they are doing something interesting, when generally they aren’t - or even worse I know that corporate mandates due to licensing of these characters, prevents anyone from doing anything too original or drastic to “Mr. Spandexman” etc, for fear of not being able to sell lunchboxes, or fucking action figures.
So mainstream comics, for me, are the biggest problem in the comics industry today, and that’s why I talk shit about them all the time.

Q: How come the buy page is empty?
A: Because I suck. T-shirts, comics, and prints coming soon, I just need to find a reliable printer who won’t charge me a shittonne for setup.

Q: How do I advertise on murdershow?
A: Follow this link for more info.

Q: Why is your penis so fanstatic?
A: Nobody has asked me this. I hate you all.

More Q&A’s as they come in…